Easy Retired Crazy Old Neigbor: Part 1

So as many of you all know we recently moved into the new house. Ironically it is one of those neighborhoods were everybody is super old. Im talking 70 years and older.

I made the sad mistake of waving to the neigbor directly in front of us and an even horrible mistake of being invited into her house. She told us stories abour all 38 pictures she had hanging on the walls and course about her days of being a school teacher 20 years ago. When we went into the home of Mrs. Thomas around 4pm, as a direct result of taking out the trash, it was dead dark outside when we returned only across the street mega hung over with useless lifetime knowledge.

Well for the sake of argument Mrs. Thomas, is always sitting on the porch with her trophy dog ROOKIE the tiny freakn barking poodle is only the size of a turd pile.

Today was very unordinary, everybody is out in the yard. The drug lord next door, his entire crew is outside washing ALL 3 vehicles. 2 yards down there is a lady with more children than diseases on an african mosquito. I have not the first idea how so many kids come out such a tiny lady all of 4 foot tall with shoes on. Anyway they are playing mess up the yard laser tag in the front yard with there giant dogs watching them. The dogs of course rocking the invisible fence thing. Anyway, back to me: I am outside working in the front yard on the new flower beds.

I hear a voice like no other screaming, "you all think your better than me. Well im here to tell you, your NOT. Pride comes before the fall. Remember that it is already written."

Out of the corner of my eye i could see one guy from the drug lord crew looking up as well except he had that gangsta upset stomach face

As I have always said, ole people creep me out. Man or woman. I don't understand them; they want to take up all my time. Thus since that day inside the perimeter called Mrs. Thomas home, I dare not look over there. However, if my hubby waves then of course i will toss my hand up. But being real right now, anytime i leave my house i am GOING somewhere. I do not come out of my house just to wave to you. I really wish ole ppl would get a clue and stop tryn to categorize all humans under the same title as RUDE. Perhaps it is time to take a glimpse inward and work on that freakishly bad habit of talking until the audience is looking like 3 year olds that need to pee.

I am fully aware how this must sound and I have many more blogs about Mrs. Thomas and some of the mailbox runs she has caught me has gotten me into trouble at work, because i have been late. She went to the point one time of walking me back to the vehicle after i told her "Okay, great we will have to continue this very soon, as I am running behind schedule and may possibly be late for work".


 Mrs. Thomas hops her retired happy go lucky ass in the passenger side and begans talking. So i did the next best thing i took here ass on to work with me. She had to call somebody come pick her up.  Nobody will stop this Rumph from making that money....

More tale's to come.....

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Hardee's YOU JERKS

So we are out today working and shopping for new office space. Then we realize we don't have any internet connection with our Verizon USB device. Now we are looking around for a Starbucks......sadly none around. Then in an angelic way...HARDEE'S FREE WI-FI!!!!


The sweets words on an advertising sign. The customer service was great and THANK GOD.....they put the hottest ppl on the entire staff in the front. LOVE IT! So we get out food and quickly began seraching for outlets.

SADNESS sets in. I would suggest SKIPPING Hardee's!!

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Its's Friday...It's Friday!!!

It's Friday...It's Friday!!!! Finally a very trying week at the Rumph Tale's Blog central!!!! This person i nickname Jessica. Is just driving me CRAZY!!! Every dame day of my life it is the same over and over again. Somehow.....she is always on my shoulder. I have to figure out away to just tell her I AM GROWN and you don't rule over me. I am not very certian why older ppl ( those around 35 and up) feel the OVER NEED to put such pressure on younger ppl doing FAR better than they EVERY could have when they were my age. It's like things have gone further than just encouragement and a pat on the back. The evolution of pride is SELF!!!! Worry about yourself......If i have to listen to one more "When i was your age or BACK IN MY DAY" story imma go bonkers on all the JESSICA's out there!!! GOSH...Jessica pls get some pride about your self.....I don't want advice, money, time or anything from you. I just want to clock in, clock out, and collect my pay check and repeat. We ain't gotta be buddy buddy, but pls understand Im DONE giving out piggy back rides. NO MORE!!!! So if you have been on my case or shoulder about my daily life of .....go to church more, read more, study more, workout more, when ya having kids, when ya gonna stop moving .....blah blah more...........CTFO!!!Im doing my thing at a heavy rate. Mind your own business....when ur doing that then i can COME TO YOU rather than NOW...you just showing up ASSUMING i need you. Personally Jessica I was fine without you and imma be fine after this passes. C-ya and stop reading my blog JESSICA!!!!

Ain't NO sunshine IN the RAIN

At moments when life is just boring...there is always a jack rabbit sitting on the side of the road ready to jump out in front of you. For me specifically my jack ass rabbit of the day would be my older sibling Jessica. Jessica is currently in the states visiting and somehow decided to.....ummm...challenge me if you will. I think that is the best word for it. What else to do you call an act that another creature does that  provoke another....perhaps stupid, class-less or simply a challenge. Over the years i have learned that Jessica must indeed like challenges as she is always somehow finding dumber and dumber was to get underneath ppl skin. Moments of life what have to do with Jessica are indeed cloudy days with a chance of rain. On those days there are certianly no sunshine anywhere in the future. The combination of Maranda and Jessica in the same sentence makes me want to simply cut my fingers off and mail them to the nearest walmart to be put on display on an isle as to what NOT to do when you are upset with a family member. HOLY crap....WHY does it seem that things that require more thought and possibly some inner conflict she feels in not necessary because everything she does is all about HER all day every day every freakn second.......................except for the second i just typed and the this second you are taken to read this blog. What type of universal God would put both creature of this callibere together and expect them both not to deicapited the other in the wake of the night.

2010 BUST!!

First real day off from work in 2011. Jan was a mega busy month. I was under the impression that i would be starting this new, fast pace, dream job. Only to find out, that i would not be chosen for that particular job, instead they pulled me along until Feb. In Feb, my husband to be decided to purchase a house for NO REASON at all. He justified as buying it because the time was right. In my mind you made an inpulsive choice to purchase a house but not to marry me instantly....OKAY. Instead our wedding will be sometime between 2012 and 2020.......No real date in mind. I tried to set a date to seem more real to me mentally. Ironically, the more i did that the more PRESSURE he felt. So i decided to put some space between us until my week off.

Now i work, in Atlanta. I only moved here to be closer to my dude and to be a good sport. That lasted all of 4 months, he moved on to ANOTHER location. I remained here to make it work. I collected a roommate to help with cost for my apartment....MISTAKE!! Big mistake. The roommate was younger, stupider and SMOKED!!! I simply assumed he didn't smoke,  but as i sooned realized everything he did was b/c he smoked!!

I kicked him out and decided to try on my own again in 2010. That was okay for about 2 weeks, then my car started acting horrible!! So bad i had to walk 3 miles back to my apartment in the rain. That should have been the day i started a blog!!! My best friend Pamala Strikland brought a crew down to visit in OCT. That changed my life. I def miss her very much. My car began getting worst in November. I began walking to a kroger store 2 miles down the road at 2 or 3 am just so nobody would see me walking for grocery. Right at that moment i got a check in the mail for refund or some classes i was taking. I used those funds to purchase a new car on November 22, 2010. GOD IS GOOD!!

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